baron Ashbourne

3430 days ago

Champagne Charlie Gibson of Edison: screw the poor, in fact screw everyone

Who said that mining analysts were dull? When not writing the worst research notes in history, or getting smashed and then giving members of the working classes a damn good thrashing, it appears that Honourable Edward Charles d'Olier Gibson, son of the 4th Baron Ashbourne is having a spot of bother with the ladies.

Now estranged from his upper class fishwife and F-list TV celeb Mrs Tanya Beckett, champagne Charlie seems to have been enjoy a bit of a bachelor lifestyle in his Belgravia hunting grounds, ironically assisted by the fact that he has had to wear an electronic tag and been subject to a 9 PM to 5 AM curfew for the past year.

For it seems that mining guru Charles was dating two perfectly blameless young ladies promising that both had a great future with him. With lady A he would discuss exploring new zones until while 8.30 playing away, before explaining he had to be back home before the curfew kicked in. And then he was free to discuss shaft positioning back at his Belgravia mansion with lady B until dawn broke.

And so this happy arrangement has continued for the past year

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